Wash your ass better.
Wash your ass better.
Do you not wash your ass?
Imagine being so vindictive that you have to invent reasons to continue being vindictive.
They look like fancy pencils.
Catnip doesn’t get cats high, it gets them horny. Anyway, that’s cat grass, not catnip.
My wife and I each have our own cars, but they’re both in her name so she can drive whatever the fuck she wants.
Macer Glaber, at your service.
You are my fire.
Every day is a school day!
My mom said the same thing. Now, in my adult life, I still have all my original Pokemon cards and game cartridges, but I don’t talk to that cunt any more.
I keep my cutlery sharp in preparation.
There’s really no right answer to that.
Well since you put it that way… Hail Satan, comrade.
I had to get my wife to read this to me, and I thought she was just trying to be funny.
Absolutely a fair assessment.
Brace yourself. It’s a train wreck.
I’ll definitely be watching it when I get a minute. Joe Rogan is only funny when he’s the joke.
Pretty on brand for Joe. He’s never been funny, this shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone.
I’m smelling what you’re stepping in, you devious bastard😏
I never know what anyone is talking about.