So let’s not invent a shield that can stop any fast incoming forces using arcane physical effects… Heard that turns out badly

Zero-cost abstractions!

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To expand on this: mutations between generations happen exactly there, between generations. So the parents of the “first” chicken (if you draw the line somewhere on the evolutionary scale) were not chicken; the egg however was a chicken egg, as it contained a chicken.