There are more vulgar ones in Spain:

Me la suda (“la” refers to “la polla”): It makes my dick sweat

Me la pela: It peels my dick

Me importa una mierda: That matters a shit to me

Obviously, this last one is closer to “I don’t give a shit,” but it’s essentially the same sentiment.

EV Camino

¿Por qué no los dos? (a phrase that itself is both of the 2010s and also timeless)

…and now she knows where you live.

21 times in a row (well, except for that one play of It’s Not Unusual)