“I ordered some donuts”

“Put the tissue in the bin/trash”

“Clean up a spill”

“You bing your search”

What on earth is “to shamwow”? I had to Google™ (read: look up) what that meant!

Man, I sure do love to DoorDash™ some Dunkin’™!

Part of me hopes the original post was intentional marketing, because I’m still not ready to accept that people speak in brands now.

Yeah, the USSR most certainly is the odd one out here.

One of these states is not like the others…

He is a libertarian/conservative type, which means that tolerant people wish eternal torment upon him.

I appreciate the concern (getting squeezed like that is a major phobia of mine), but that door is flimsy and doesn’t even close properly anyhow (which is how he got in in the first place), so he’s safe :3

The bird-man on the right gets me every time 😂

What a beautiful photo!

The competing patriarchal nations sure are!

Thankfully I foiled his Generalplan Desk. He occupied the chair for a while, but I drove him out with a counteroffensive (threatening to sit on him).

That’s a nice solution. In my case putting the couch by the window was a good upgrade, as I can lay there for ages looking up at the mountains, so my boy here actually boosted the Feng Shui of this particular room :D

You might know him as Lawrence. Notoriously happy fellow.