I’m 45 and I’m already measuring my retirement in millimeters. 9 of them, specifically.

I thought they were insulting the Rock’s soccer skills.

I might do it sitting. I might do it standing. Just to keep those mfers guessing.

It’s not that I don’t care. I just need to exhaust all alternatives before I simply accept that my family likely dying is the only option.

That’s why I measure the quality of my end of life care in millimeters. Specifically 9 of them.

He’s got plenty of cake. Somebody’s gotta want a slice, right?