So new guess for actual easily available flying cars is 2054? Or maybe lemmy c/fuckcars gets their wish by then and the time machine turns into a 3-seat bicycle.

Home girl checking how many street passes she’s gotten!

Cop: do you know why I pulled you over?

Me: fuck. Is it because I’m ugly as fuck? Third time this month.

gets shot for not complying

Don’t know if it’s these “AI cameras”, but my garbage company started uploading videos of my “violations” to their portal to justify charging me more (bin was open a few inches a couple times). They have video of them picking up the bin (showing my car plates and house in the back), and also of the bin contents from another camera after they dump it into the truck.

I can only assume they’re working on the “threw a non-recyclable item in recycle bin” logic so they can charge more protect the environment.

Unfailable as in, you’ll succeed it no matter what? (faking your input or showing different animations but the same eventual outcome?), or failing gives you a black screen and prompts it again or something?

Spiderman+QTE makes me think of the meme worthy “I’m gonna die” one 😅

Edit: just saw that part of the video. Insulting 🙄. (looks like the same thing happens even if you press nothing)

They say Pluto is not a planet. Do you think that Pluto gives a shit? https://youtu.be/kK0KPuH32mc

He’s planning to kill Gaben himself! D:

Maybe if you average the net worth of billionares with the rest of all us regular schmucks it’d look like we’re wealthy? Someone do the monster math, I’m too depressed just from thinking about it

You’re the only ten I see!

We also have open source comments, if that’s more your thing.

Then explain the right sock, nerdddddddd

Maple Story? It’s a helluvadrug

I can WILL has cheezburger.

Now me can’t unsee it. Fuuuuuuckkkkkkk

Is that the guy from The Apprentice?

Anime cat that turns girls into magical girls and dooms them forever or something https://madoka.fandom.com/wiki/Kyubey

No items, Fox only, Final Destination.

From the thumbnail I thought they were flinging a kid off of a giant slingshot D:

I missed one news cycle, what’s the relationship between JD and Viktor?

“All 'muricans fat and dumb lol” 💁🏻‍♂️