I still can’t get over how much he cultivates that Lex Luthor vibe, in deed and appearance.

In chart notes: “Patient is difficult and combative.”

I’ve always loved this one, because religious people often give off a real childish “my dad can beat up your dad” vibe

I’m fine with “Never let businessmen.”

No, just delivery ones

In general, big pirates are also big spenders in an industry.

Glad you found your bone brother

give all power to techno fascists

shocked pikachu when techno fascists exercise said power

Love me that animal eugenics

Usually New Zealand

And it’s paying dividends, unfortunately

How is it so fucking hard to let inconsequential things go? The world’s grammar isn’t your responsibility.

wanted to teach have access to kids

Ftfy

dancing to afro-core music

The horror!

How dare you remind me of how poorly I eat 😡

It tastes like it smells 😉

Focusing on things you hate leads to noticing more of the thing you hate. Sounds miserable.

The war against people who have truely represented the spirit of the United States can finally end. (/s)

What a valid sample size

He only failed if the publicly stated purpose was the goal 🤷‍♂️