I got a robot vaccuum cleaner (Samsung Jet Bot), and while pricey it’s saved me so much time and effort keeping my apartment clean. Definitely worth the money.

I’m glad it’s over

Definitely not the UK, unfortunately.

I keep my phone on silent because do not disturb doesn’t do jack shit. Still vibrates in the middle of the night like the shitter it is.

Oh my god cuntface is my new favourite insult. Thank you for this!