Unfortunately I’m not a 42 year old divorced dad so I’m not qualified to run a smoker

Cross your fingers that the rig burns to the ground so you can get your insurance check

TLDR: it’s a “”“news”“” article about a Reddit post and does not remotely represent the average Apple user

What a deal, there’s literally no downside!

Stop trying to make retard a slur, it’s never going to happen

Ah, a screenshot of a tweet that was in no way meant as a joke is considered a meme now, thanks for showing a newbie the ropes on this confusing internet thing

BREAKING: some loser hick says something retarded, more details at 11. Seriously what is the point if this post, why give these subhumans any attention?

Core memory unlocked. My childhood public pool had one of these and it was incredibly loud

I mean personally I usually end up sweatier than a Call of Duty match when I go on vacation so I bring 2 shirts for every day

Sure modern Mars bars might be smaller, but they are also lower quality and much, much more expensive.

This meme implies that these turdbuckets reflect on their actions

If not friend, then why friend shaped?