I was born in 1952.
To me, people born after 2000 are true, real “aliens”

How are the skeeters?

OMG! Birthright or Illegal Alien?

The Fae: Fuck! They’re catching on!

Cognitive Therapist: so you need to work on these exercises…
Patient with ADHD: don’t you get it? If I could do those exercises I wouldn’t fuckin’ need you! Tabernac!

Like, why?

Those eat bed-bugs

Go ahead - I copied it online 25 years ago - would love for more visibility. Maybe get the creator out of the woodwork.

In August 2027 it will be 50 years since Elvis died.

That would work ;) I picked Locomotive Breath because of the slow, gentle build up to an explosion… perfect way to start the day

Locomotive Breath - Jethro Tull
Smoke on the Water - Deep Purple
LaGrange - ZZ Top

Cat sayin’ “Say what?!”

Dude: the Universe is operated by a two-faced entity.
One face is that which we often call “Lady Luck”
The other face would be called “The Imp of the Perverse”
Extrapolate the results.

“Network”, (1976 - Peter Finch, Faye Dunaway) says it all better than anything

This is truly beautiful. Beautiful.

You’d better read Anne McCaffrey’s book series **The Dragonriders of Pern ** Should feel better then

used the same email that asks for donations: hello@wikimedia.org

Sent them this email:
This union-busting thing I just read about is a huge “NO-NO”.
Do not ask me for more donations until you completely stop that nonsense and get rid of the clowns behind it.

My lot passed around an antique sword cane - when you hit 25, it was yours till the next 25. Wonder who got stuck with it? (Sorry.)
Am 75 now, btw, shooting for the full century.

Absolutely will sign this - the dude’s become infected.