The last two elections were also the most important elections of our lifetime.

I dreamed Bob Dylan was a friend of mine

It’s a verb too.

Rizz = charisma.

To rizz = to be charismatic.

Sometimes it’s the same as flirting, but sometimes it isn’t.

It would be great if they didn’t limit early voting to today and Monday, 8-5, at one location for a county with a million residents. Also, it’s a 30 minute drive.

Farming communities have well-staffed early voting locations, but not the metro.

Funny how that works.

Did I fucking say that?

I did, a few weeks ago.

I’m part of that 5% thay says she aint left enough.

I’ve never had issues with my printer’s usb port.

Right, but we fucked off the island and had a grand old time. There are no records that we were in any particular hardship since landing in America.

The other side of the family was busy yodeling in the alps until 1905. Maybe they got caught up in Napoleonic shit.

I reckon the last bad thing that happened to my ancestors was the civil war.

The English civil war.

I, for one, quite enjoy not having the dangly hitboxes anymore.

I got a lot more than just the one. I’ve got so many freckles I have to undress to see my OG skin tone.

/s doesn’t mean sarcastic.

/s

Can it hit 45 without flipping over the bumper?

I’m looking through google scholar and I can’t seem to dig up anything about this.

Could you express the principle in terms of stilted Newton pentameter?

How do they account for side fumbling?

Everyone is wrong. It’s the encabulation effect.

Conservatives love the quote “the shrub of freedom needs to be watered with the blood of parrots from a time to another time”, so they’ve got a healthy dosage of normalizing violence.

They also LARP about Rome, which had a long and storied tradition of assassination. Famously, citizens of the republic were encouraged to strangle anyone who tried to become King… right up until they didn’t.

Anyway, the Romans weren’t always monsters; they just usually were.

Fellas, is it a crime to advocate for the assassination of the current vice president?

Because that could be another one of Donald’s charges. Just saying.

The penalty will amount to several thousand dollars. Especially in NYC.

It’s predatory as shit.

3rd party towing and “storage fees” should be illegal. It should be operated by the city and the parking ticket should pay for the cost the city goes through (not funding the cops)

3 referrals. 2 from psych, 1 from medical to confirm they have been receiving long-term hormone replacement therapy.

For a nose job. The thing that cis folks don’t need ANY sign-off for.