I can call you Nutty, and Nutty when you post shit, blame it all on Al

Yeah, if Harris wins NC then it becomes much harder for Trump to get to 270, even if he ratfucks the vote in GA

I hope her advice is “Don’t do what I did.”

He ate Ohio

He’s better at some times and not others, though. He wasn’t this bad at the debates.

He kept saying that Biden must be in drugs to stay awake, it makes me wonder what kind of amphetamines Trump is taking.

He should have walked away

Found it!

C U Next Term

Oppression and autocracy that she partially enabled by thinking she could phone in her victory. She should just go away. Nobody wants to hear from her anymore.

Well, there was no physical torture in that Congressional hearing, but that might only have been because of the cameras.

The Restauraunt at the End of the Country

When I heard he said “hide your head in a bag” my mind immediately went to those awful photos from Abu Ghraib. Sure enough, Wikipedia has that one picture front and center on its page about the prisoner abuse:

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abu_Ghraib_torture_and_prisoner_abuse

It wouldn’t surprise me if that what this poor excuse for a human had in mind, too.

Um, ackshually, as the elected sheriff, I bet that oath he swore doesn’t have the word “citizens” in it at all, and he’s supposed to be protecting all the humans in his county, whether or not they are citizens.

He responded to an anti-democratic conspiracy with a sternly worded letter. Are we sure he’s not a closet Democrat?

I’ve already accepted the fact that Kamala Harris will never be President of Lemmy

I will laugh so hard if they go through all this trouble to ratfuck GA, only to see Dems take NC (or even FL) and make GA meaningless.

I was gonna reply that Hermain Cain was probably the “Black Donald Trump”, but I looked it up and Cain actually had success in his business ventures. He also was only married once.

But there isn’t a single election, there are 51 separate elections, whose results are combined in a way which gives Republicans an advantage. I will continue to maintain the election will be close until Harris starts to pull even in states like Florida and Texas. Even if she doesn’t win those, if those states are closer to even that’s an indication that Harris ought to win all the toss-up states.

But unless that happens, I will assume that the election is a toss-up. And not just the election itself, but also the post-gane show of certification.

Most states (maybe even all of them by now) offer a non-driver ID, which has just as much validity as ID as a drivers license, but isn’t valid for driving.

All that ID does is prove residence, though, it doesn’t prove citizenship. Most first-time applicants will also have to submit a birth certificate or other document proving citizenship. The USA has no other national document that proves citizenship. This service is for passport renewals, presumably the first time you apply for a passport you will still need to show up in person, with your documents.

You know how Donald Trump likes to use aliases to talk to the media? Well, it turns out “Lil’ Pump” is Melania’s pet name for her husband, so he just went with it.

He didn’t call the Europeans “backwoods countries”. He called those other places that. He specifically says that European countries should be more like us, for all the white right reasons…