I keep reading DJ Vance and immediately file the news story under entertainment.

Avoid bright light, don’t get them wet, and don’t feed them after midnight.

People don’t recognise fascism when it’s in front of their faces.

• Huge military budget

• weaponized, authoritarian police force with little oversight.

• Nationalist habits like pledging allegiance regularly when young and national anthems when together.

• a strong belief that they are the best nation on earth, often backed with religious certainly.

Can we also declare war on collective nouns? I hate them all with a blaze of passion.