Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear

Paradox of tolerance

Helvetica standard?

Chef Matteo Preciso, though you can only get one if you live in Scandinavia or Finland as it’s a store brand.

I have a scale that charges with usb-c. It’s also accurate to 0.1g

I’m very happy to live in a country that only has one tiny unobtrusive species of cockroach that doesn’t even like it indoors. Actually I don’t think I’ve ever seen one.

Seems only Ectobius lapponicus can survive Norwegian winters

Those be some girthy nacelles

I have a feeling there aren’t that many dollars

“might of”

Thats a pretty bad mistake for a journalist

Suffocation by fan (somehow)

Gotta love some Reused Foods

There’s an Ozempic song?!

Oh god, i was not prepared for that thumbnail

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Bitchy trampoline

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The thumbnail is terrible. The restricted emoji is “🔻” not the road sign in the image

Have a nice day

Phone right, keys left. Don’t need a wallet cuz I just pay with my phone.

That’s a pretty funky desk chair