I’m naturally a pessimist. That way, I’m never disappointed.

(I’m always disappointed).

Cue Trump, 2027 from in his hospice bed:

“This was the worst deal, very stupid people made this deal. I call it the Biden Greenland Deal. Everyone’s saying it. It’s unbelievable.”

cough cough pooping noises

She’ll go ballistic at the reporter for daring to ask the question, just like any other day.

That UBoat slam is funny and cultured.

The people in this picture are the same.

Except Drake. He’s a piece of shit in other ways.

Yeah, but the music was better.

But no, it was a lot more racist and homophobic.

Maybe it’s just Americans, brah.

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Can you fuck off back to X then?

No one ever accused Republicans of being smart.

All good homie. I know how it is out here.

I was agreeing with you.

Corpocrats are just as hopeless as MAGA.

33% is MAGA. Always has been

Every time it’s been proven that they are liars

Hey Trump, why are you allowing this? I thought this was “America’s hemisphere”

I propose a slightly more French solution.

The fuck does that have to do with an emigrant that hasn’t lived here in 10 years?

Why do you guys blame your own right wing politicians on the US? You voted them in, right?

Yep. Expect any invasion to be in Alberta. I honestly believe this Canada shit is just ePiC TrOLLiNg by the adolescents in charge of the US government to piss off Canadians and American progressives. I hope I’m not wrong, but I do find comfort in the fact that Canada isn’t a brown/poor people country. We seem to prefer attacking those instead. I don’t know about Greenland, though. I don’t think any of us understand that shit.