close. “Cab” is derived from extracting the first syllable from Steve Caballeros’ last name. not just one of the great skaters, his family also invented the modern car and public transportation. so, as you can see, that is why when you rent out half of a taxi, you say, “I’m doin’ a ‘half cab!’” rather than a ca or an ab, as those are each ⅔ of a cab.

the math starts getting pretty wonky, when you get into renting tiny fractions of caballeros, which is why the Cabernet was invented - to make the entire process more straight forward.

hope that clears up everything!

great work, I really like the parts usage. especially the appendages on the shit swabber: beehive plunger, industrial strength poop knife, and the unique tan croc tail as mop head are fantastic! keep it up 👍

can I ask how you spend your days, that you’re able to find so many on the daily?

not doubting you, at all, just curious as to the frequency.

well said. I can’t remember the title, but I watched a documentary on the Lego company a few years ago. iirc, at one point, when they were showing some of the manufacturing process, they showed a fucked up brick, and how they try to destroy anything like that, because people act like they’re stupid-valuable, so they try to stop that stuff from getting to the public (as I understood it) almost as a way protect idiots from themselves. I get it.