damn right. I might be dumb but I ain’t stupid

“[I] came to the Capitol looking for a confrontation, and [I] got one,” Sheehy said

these cowards can only take a cheap shot. I hope he gets his little balls sued off himself

people read too much into religious texts, not this; burn alive for the world to witness, ya rat piece of shit

closed for less sunlight through the bathroom windows that reflect off my mirror out into the room

I feel like ‘guys’ could work alright

that’s just the wax from a bottle of Maker’s

why I shop at night or as close to closing time as possible, and also why I have no issue getting close with people as and assertive for space or passage. you wanna go in public and act like nobody else exists? I’ll act like you don’t exist

expecting logic out of a city and state run by cult members is illogical

huge missed opportunity for Larry David with Curb

still holding out hope for vagina dentata

fuck reddit and anybody surprised by such things is a clown. Been happening for years. Been dead for years.

why do people continue monitoring this corpse?

time for the talk again

scrote pelican is harkonnen

skill issue

this is how we do pour over bean juice en mi casa

the worker is compelled to find efficiency gains in the job procedure. send the whole damn bottle!

We’re almost there… next time, take yourself all the way to the psych ward and admit yourself and your instabilities

one is mike jackson, one is a cute giggle, the last one is a sociopath