Transporter Room 3

Huh. TIL Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johannson were married.

Allowed to?

Yes.

Is it still legally binding should such joke events occur?

Also yes.

If I say “this company is not liable for any damages caused by sudden laser eyes (unless the laser is TRUE yellow)” well then, if someone suddenly develops yellow laser eyes using my product… Guess who’s on the hook for damages.

Most programs won’t render slices thin enough for the “Shower” portion of that…

It’ll be fine, just get yourself a day planner! Just make sure it matches the other 3,729,241 that you’ve bought or have been bought for you.