He was a fan of martinis and asking if the Braves were still finding ways to lose

Ngl, that war chant is pretty dope

And a little too on-the-nose…Collins played a reverend/minister but turned out to be a diddler IRL

Dude was straight up smuggling grapes in that uniform

Where’s the Bird-of-Prey with FAFO on the wing

That captain loves rolling deuterium

And he had to run barefoot across a room full of broken transparent aluminum. All the while the only person who takes him seriously is a lowley security officer to skittish to fire a phaser, talking to him through a communicator

I was about to do one about them needing to evacuate Cetacean Ops because she can’t fit in the sonic shower

There was a music video promo/demo by some up n coming rapper named DayDay I think.

The only lyrics I can remember where “If your driver needs a rider” something something “I’m my backseat”. He looked like a crossover between Geordi LaForge (complete with the visor looking eyewear) and Lady Gaga. The dude was clearly as gay as the day is long because I it was supposed to be a euphemism for anal sex.

The video has long since been scrubbed from the Internet, but it you can find it or know if it please do share it!

EDIT: holy bejeesus I looked for this a couple times over the years and only got old outdated links with “video not found”. But thanks to the WayBackMachine…

https://web.archive.org/web/20110208105138/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAVPdnMnlag

Which Kelso

Maybe Starfleet should incorporate something like this, but for people who transfer divisions at some point.

Yeah, Geordi is a stellar engineer but he’s also one of the best pilots on the D. So his primary uniform is Gold, but maybe his shoulder is Red.

Or someone like Janeway, yes a captain so she’s Command Division Red, but since she was (probably?) in science for a while her shoulder would be Blue.

I think Army does something similar where they’d show your current unit assignment on one sleeve, but on your right sleeve you’re allowed to wear any unit insignia in which you served in combat. If anyone can confirm or debunk this please do.

Yo mamma’s so fat they had to turn off the grav plating in her quarters.

Yo mamma’s so fat, Starfleet classified her as DS12.

Yo mamma’s so fat her Lyft is the Whale Probe.

Confirmed; Porthos was the basis for the Main Computer kernel

When High Honor Arthur is trotting down the street of Saint Denis and some rando NPC suddenly walks in front of your horse

Yo mamma’s so fat Q had to change the gravitational constant of the universe.

It must be a bitch walking around outside in that. Even a soft breeze would send it flying

Good thing that hat isn’t proper

Gul is his rank, Dukat is his name.

And after the shit he said to Picard he’s lucky he didn’t get demoted. I know the situation was very unique and very personal but still.