“I shit on it!” (“Szarok rá!”) - in Hungarian.

Besides that just “I don’t care.” (“Nem érdekel.”)

Maybe “Not even the dog cares, who lives in/at the shooting range.” (“Lőtéri kutyát nem érdekli.”) But it’s more like for situations where you want to express, that nobody cares.

No, that’s obviously a banana growing out of his hand.

I thought that you meant that your computer doesn’t have autocorrect as a good thing as opposed to the phone. That’s certainly the first thing I turn off on my phone because it’s shit.

I’m redoing my roof, so I’m more in need for hot shingles in my area.

I…DECLARE… BANKRUPTCY

My phone also doesn’t, because it can be turned off.

Pointless trucks, like in 90% of the cases. We are not talking about the people who actually use it for taking stuff with it on the field. We are talking about the assholes who drive it in cities “because it looks cool” or some shit. In case you were just kidding, consider my comment null.