Crashes usually include a few sharp rallys

Timeship IIRC

I should hope not

Who asked her anyway

Toasted

If it was invented in Hawaii, it would just be called pizza (in Hawaiian)

Monkey paw

Bad news about that metal detector

Rats will also just get used to it.

“Anybody reporting Voter Fraud in the past Elections, or the upcoming 2026 Midterm Election, will be paid $1,000,000 upon the arrest and conviction of those that created the Fraud!”

Omg it would be so funny if everyone reported trump himself a few million times

Oooh, ooooh! I know this one!

Sorry I forgot nobody understands sarcasm or satire.

Nine!

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Mkay

Anything over .200 is absolutely fucking shitfaced

This fake chad doesn’t have ublock origin on his pc?

Americas political parties have flipped and flopped and swapped multiple times.

Thats not an LCD display, its a 7-segment LED display. Even lower tech.