Every state should be a swing state then. Alls you gotta do is get no one to vote.

I think they’re working on that, actually

One of the characters even mentions something like that in the movie.

I had no issue with Harris campaigning with Cheney. Cheney and I disagree on 99% of things, but we agreed that Trump is a corrupt piece of shit.

We’re really doing the 99% Hitler vs 100% Hitler joke without a hint of sarcasm huh?

Ironically (?), If they went Springtime for Hitler they might have gained votes.

Yeah but Jesus wasn’t Satan’s bowling partner

Better luck in your future endeavors, Iran

They should have changed their strategy so that people that like fascism vote for them instead of a fascist

That was their strategy.

Hezbollah and Hamas have a better grasp of american politics than most americans

Coromon didn’t get a huge media deal that could have the potential undermine the Pokemon franchise. Nintendo going after them would be just needless friction since patent lawsuits are hellish

Gyatt Regency

That trick only works twice, cause if you fool him twice, he won’t get fooled again

Why learn anything, the policies they want will be implemented anyway 🧠

I have terrible news, Margaronald’s tenure in hell made them unelectable among Christians. We’re gonna gave to go with plan B and get George Bush and somehow make him more racist

Mexico about to make a killing in shipping.

She wasn’t even the candidate for most of it… she was only the candidate because the other guy had to be replaced for having egg salad for brains

Endorsing every move the dems made.

You would be too if you were raised by the YouTube algorithm

If every single one of them had voted for Harris, it would still have been a massacre. Find a better scapegoat or face the facts.