SeductiveTortoise

Never trust statistics you didn’t forge yourself.

Ugh, imagine blowing into that ugly thing 🤢

Good video on old characters, thorn being the first of them (Skip to second 36 if you’re too excited).

https://youtu.be/wJxKyh9e5_A

Arm in to the shoulder, using him as a puppet.

Thank god I got it out in time.

Windows sucks balls.

Like a fiddle.

I have to use windows at my new job, and I hate it so much. Have I said that in the last few minutes?

I’m not trying to, I want to boost my confidence!

Who defines the sexiest man alive? I think I’d really deserve it. Not because I’m that sexy, but it would really boost my confidence.

Survivor ship plane bias.

I’m not sure if I could fuck up this hard if I tried.

I don’t fight it. I have a small project that’s completely fucked up, and I refactor it a little every day as a treat. So relaxing 💖

You leave Andorra out of this, alright?

It should be fine. The copyright expired some thousand years ago.

Until recently, I thought Idiocracy was just a fun movie. Nowadays I’m scared.

For 35k…

That’s why you should tell them to stop immediately and let you out. You can tell them you have to vomit. This should do the trick almost every time.

To be fair, I couldn’t really say what my main issues were. It just lagged often and without a perceivable reason. It drove me mad.

Young footballer Adam Golebiewski, 18, had been a passenger in Arran Paterson’s car in Macduff, Aberdeenshire, in September last year.

Paterson, 19, admitted dangerous driving, being over the drink-drive limit and driving without insurance at Aberdeen Sheriff Court.

I’m not blaming him here, don’t get me wrong. But if you are in his situation, in a car with a reckless idiot endangering others, open your mouth. Tell them to stop, scream if necessary. Even call the police on them while in the car. If you’re walking home in the rain, it’s better than dying in a crash.

I’ve been friends with someone like this, and I’ve ended the friendship exactly like this. “Funny” enough, some month later he crashed with his car, nearly died, and nearly killed three others. Don’t be a fool and don’t get killed by idiots.

I know, and that’s why I wanted to try them, but I was so incredibly annoyed by my last phone (not Fairphone) that I’m hesitant.