You a fed or something?

Fleshodynamic*

People need to spread the word about good, safe partners better.

But jealousy exists, so everyone else has to gamble with their lives for a date/orgasm.

Why?

Chat, is Elon cooked? No cap?

Damned ladder pullers! How am I supposed to start a piggyback cult now???

You’ll still roll without air. Air has a negligible, if anything negative, impact on rolling.

Hitler never personally gassed any jews, so he wasn’t a nazi?

40% of people are voting to divert the meteor and 40% are voting to accelerate it towards us…

Hmmm… I vote we change the moon’s orbit a bit. I’m a single-issue voter and neither plan really addresses the moon very well.

That’s understandable and not implied by the comic, so you’re not targeted by my joke.

Sarcasm is pretty much by definition lying to insult someone or something.

Best case scenario the judge holds you in contempt of court. Worst case you go to prison for perjury.

I hear the meteor has a lot of palladium, which should help our economy.

A vote for a third party under FPTP is mathematically a vote against the party closest to your values. If you live in the US, that means you vote(d) against the Democratic Party and for the Republican Party.

I too long for a third party, but 2024 is not the time.

Is it possible this young man has poor judgement and risk analysis when faced with deciding between momentary joy at the expense of future harm?

Imagine if you could vote to stop the meteor but choose to stay home and read the comics instead.

Fiduciary duties cut both ways.

Funny and technically perjury.

You seem to agree and disagree with me in the same comment.

Every human being is capable of change. Hitler was even capable of change; he killed himself when he realized he lost.

Yep. Most successful strategy with an opponent who can’t or won’t discuss terms is simply to retaliate as often as they betray you.

I don’t know how to help you. You changed the conditions of the hypothetical and are now puffing your chest out, defending your conclusions from it.

Just drop another line about your CV and peace out.