Pumpkin Escobar

None. All viruses

As an American I love the phrase “they hate us because of our freedoms” because it’s the most reliable way to spot an idiot who doesn’t understand the world at all

If kids want to be protected they need to get some better lobbyists. /s

guillotine and chill?

Best fish and chips I ever had, Phillip Island near Melbourne. Australia knows their fish and chips. And their burgers. And their coffee. Australia’s just awesome.

First they came for my mansplaining and I said nothing…

Les Contraception Dangereux

Free rice, not ok Free jumbo jets, all good

Why am I picturing a hostess greeting people with: “Are you a cop? You have to tell me if you’re a cop.”

I’m really interested to see any reputable articles confirming this. Google searches didn’t show anything, 1 press conference on Reddit, 1 instagram post

dumbest fucking timeline. A subscription for a feature that requires no infrastructure and is part of the physical thing you just paid $40k for.