If I ever won the lotto, I’d donate a big chunk to Sal. He got me through my worst classes. Him and the organic chemistry tutor on youtube, who also does lots of easy to follow math.

Oof.

Hojicha if I’m fancy, two bags of oversteeped liptons with cream and sugar if I’m not fancy.

I did a deep dive into pre-2000’s Schwarzenegger movies recently and they’re basically all good.

I think it’s a cautionary tale. And also adorable that there’s a wikipedia version of the hard times dot net.

Oh man there’s a movie with Paul Bettany dressed up like a priest, and it’s this post apocalyptic cowboy western, but very horror manga in style, and he has a deeply goofy fight with Daywalker Vampire Karl Urban on top of a moving maglev train.

It’s called Priest. I’ve seen it four times at least. It’s real bad.

It did not hold up well.

And the Supreme Court.

🙌

I give myself a “Dammit, Steve” from Life Aquatic maybe twice a week. I’m a woman, and my name isn’t Steve.

I’ve also got a lot of mileage out of, “everyone knows when you make an assumption, you make an ass out of you and umption.”

I laughed a little. Goddammit.

Post something then. It’s a free community.

I’m lucky that my region has so few venomous snakes, so very rarely do I ever have to worry. I get to see rat snakes and big fat water snakes, and two kinds of garter snakes when I’m out on local trails. They’re usually sunning themselves and freak out when I startle them. I saw a copperhead one time and it was obviously cross with me.

That being said, if something snaked at me in a rectilinear fashion I’d probably shit my pants.

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USGS maintains some cool ones, and has a youtube page for when something rare happens at Mauna Kea or wherever.

Scripps Institute has a bunch. The underwater camera at their pier in La Jolla, CA, is pretty active.

The rare American minotaur, regretting last night’s decisions.

Assuming they get on the train in Portland, OR and travel to Albany, NY, it’ll take them 77 hours in slightly-more-legroom than normal seats.

*wizard. Not witch. Wizards are exclusively male apparently.

That sounds like it should be from a Tom Lehrer song.