NewLeaf [he/him]

In the end, he’s still in a Twitter slapfight with the biggest loser of the last decade.

Biden ended pandemic protections while there’s still a pandemic.

Biden gave more money to police than trump.

Biden has gotten us involved in a genocide and a proxy war, and is handling them both just about as poorly as you can.

Biden is building more border wall than trump, and the kids are still in cages.

Biden is cracking down on protests.

Everything costs.more due to bad economic policy and his mishandling of the pandemic when he got.elected.

I could.go on, but I’m sure this will all be dismissed, and I will be assured Biden is just a smol bean who can’t do anything, but here’s a list of all the reasons he’s somehow the most effective president…

Or let me guess. Trump is worse

Sucking foreign materials into your lungs is bad? You think someone would have said something by now.

Jesus fuck! I see why people fucking hate Lemmy. Fucking nerds

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Wait. Smoking is bad? You think someone would have said something by now.

I keep all useful tools. Even those crappy Allen wrench screwdrivers that come with cheap furniture.

I’ve met so many people who don’t own a single tool, and I always try to give them my extras I’ve been collecting.

But only if they operate a profitable small business in a disadvantaged area for two or more years

Healthcare please

I’m sure I get considered rude once in a while, but I just don’t acknowledge when people sneeze.

Personally, I like to make an assessment of my feelings toward the favor done. If I feel put upon, I give an “mhmm” or “yup”. My enthusiastic response is usually “no problem!”

“You’re welcome” implies you can ask for favors anytime, day or night, and feels a bit too prostrate. I’ll say it to some people, but it almost feels like an “I love you” type of response, and I reserve it for when I really mean it. I don’t say the words “you’re welcome” casually. I kind of say them like you would say something deeply truthful to someone

While we’re at it, what’s up with young people saying “bless you”? I kinda thought that one would have fallen off with people under 35

Also an electoral problem. Can’t fulfill promises if you lose to trump, which shouldn’t even be a possibility, but here we are

I would have enjoyed this as a great lakes ship nerd

The tiktok ban isn’t even happening until after the election, and the Biden campaign says they will be staying on tiktok until then.

But somehow this isn’t hypocritical according to libs because reasons. I took so much psychic damage in the thread about it on /r/politics

Truth Social: memeing a more open fascist back into the White house

Remember the quote “if voting mattered, they would make it illegal”?

Here we are.

Not saying voting matters, btw

So libs are right half the time when they’re calling me a Russian bot? That actually makes a lot of sense. I feel like I live the same day every day, and all I do is go to the bread factory to make some bougie asshole rich.

I love that the other way to identify dangerous snakes is to look at their eyes. If they’re derpy, they’re safe. If they look like they’re mean mugging, they’re dangerous.

It’s times like this that I think maybe those people that rant about how this is all a simulation are right.

They give live birth. I witnessed it one time.

When I was a kid, my friend and I used to collect all the bugs in the yard and make landscapes for them in the sandbox.

I know work bad but if I don’t keep busy, time crawls. Also, theoretically I would have bosses find me shittier jobs to do if I’m not engaged in the main thing I’m there to do.

I’ve never had a job that there was a lot of downtime except that time I worked for a landscaping company. My boss was chill and we smoked a ton of weed between jobs

Because the five of us here who aren’t are the only people in the entire world who don’t take MSM at face value