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Wow. What a remarkably silly thing to say.

Fair. To be honest I just wanted to share my thoughts about The Green Mile. I love that movie lol.

lol well don’t beat yourself up about it, that’s understandable, and to be fair, it’s a great movie but I wouldn’t expect politicians in Texas to understand the message.

The men on the Green Mile were forced to carry out the execution of John Coffey (like the drink but not spelled the same) despite knowing he was probably innocent and might’ve genuinely been what religious people would call a vessel of God.

It’s a tragic story but one of Stephen King’s best because it does a great job of highlighting the hypocrisy of modern Christians. If Jesus came back tomorrow, they’d find a reason to persecute and execute him again.

Satire isn’t always pure fiction. Sometimes it’s just reiterating a stupid point to highlight how ridiculous it is. Satire doesn’t mean “fake” and the success of the joke is not dependant on whether or not people are making those same arguments themselves. In fact, a lot of the best satire assumes the headline you’re putting forward is mocking genuine but daft arguments.

Just because you managed to type out an opinion on the internet doesn’t mean you are entitled to other people’s time and effort.

Not every random hot take in the comment section of The Onion community is going to be worth engaging. Particularly when the point is “cities are all shitholes so you should just leave!”

Downvotes clearly from upset people

I love it when people edit their comments because their hot takes get downvoted but insist it’s everyone else who is upset. Ha.

They don’t seem upset to me just dismissive. If I had to guess I’d say they probably don’t want to keep explaining to you what a facetious remark is. Which is probably a good idea, because you seem to be very dumb.