Here’s the list of things I like about Vegas:

1. Getting on the plane to leave

American politics in a nutshell

Go back and smack that fucking fish with a rock, as soon as it tries to leave the ocean.

I could have been a fucking shark you little asshole

Banananana

In America, your entire existence is a money making opportunity for someone else.

Does…does she know who we just elected?

Edit: She, not he. My bad.

I knew you’d be here, with the right answer.

It was supposed to make us smarter.

What do you want to do with containers? That’s sort of the driver for making architectural decisions.

Who’s gonna hold him accountable for it? The government that let him get away with literally ever other fucking crime he’s committed?

America played SHITHEAD bingo and marked every fucking spot. I fucking hate every person who voted for these fuckbags.

Which is a grave offense with this new regime, because that means you’re gay with yourself.

It’s DumbFuckTucky

Get it right

Daddy issues

I guess I should further emphasize the rhetorical part.

If they also win the House, how will they blame the democrats for their problems when they have total control?

Sort of a rhetorical question.

Realistic headline: Russia finally wins Cold War by installing orange shithead for second time

Party of law and order elects conman and convicted felon

America: “Inflation under Biden is awful”

Trump: “Elect me and I’ll make it worse”

America: “Yup, that’s our guy”

Homework: create an FPGA out of Oreos.