I don’t eat onions, pepers not GARLIC. i’m 43

we know the jokes we want to make lol

well hundreds of CEOs and billionaires want it. I know some that made AI their whole case to get the CEO job. Just not us normal 99% of the world

I tried making a joke about this but all the jokes I had were offensive to different types of people so i just gave up.

¿REVA QUE?

am I at lemmy meme.ml? lol

only the pure of heart

“Wow he’s so hot 😍
But he killed a guy 😡
But it was the CEO of a health care company 🤩”

oh papers please 2: muricana
I would buy it

my brother is bringing his dogs too, so this year there will be 4 dogs and 2 cats

Oh no!!! Myy friend (42) got some vacation day from work but her husband (39) didn’t so she scheduled a spa hotel and went to relax and have massages and stuff you do at a spa. On the second day her husband stopped answering her and she thought he was angry or something (even though he wasn’t upset before) and “gave him space”.

He wasn’t upset, he was fucking dead!
She got home and he was 4 days dead in the summer heat. The whole building smelled.

The one question everyone asked her “How come you didn’t talk to you husband for 4 days?”

Give them space but also they could be dead /s

ps: this is real. my poor friend is still recovering and spend thousand to clean her flat

That was the bear

idk about therapy but for me going to the psychiatrist was exactly like this! He gave me some meds and told me those were not “happy pills” but that they would help. He lied. Those were indeed happy pills. Now my life is awesome

I agree but If you really value life in all forms you can’t eat vegebles either. All lives matter right?

lets post mr meeseeks non stop now!!

sometimes I look at comments and just sigh

I would never pay for prime video, they are shit. I pay for amazon prime because Its cheper than paid delivery and they give me prime video for free because that’s the only way anyone would watch it.

Well you guys eat tuna sandwiches for lunch. Thats not loving food.

Tbf if you don’t know too much you can’t be ashamed.