Macchi_the_Slime

I beg your finest fucking pardon. The fuck did I just read? I get why other comments are saying bait.

I’ve done basically full carnivore back when my partner first had bariatric surgery because we don’t have the largest food budget and she needed to avoid carbs while having the highest amount of protein for the smallest possible volume of food so meat was basically the only thing that fit the bill.

What in the frosted mini fuck are you on about?

Nah, Cracker Barrel almost certainly wanted the redesign because that particular sector has been moving trying to avoid the whole “You can tell this used to be a Pizza Hut,” thing for a while.

They want to be able to just open up a store anywhere with minimal investment. Then if their store is super generic it’s real easy to offload the real estate if that location doesn’t work out. It’s easier for another firm to buy the real estate if they don’t have to spend a bunch of money making the former Cracker Barrel not look like a Cracker Barrel.

That’s just Hard Drive Fragmentation. If you went too long without defragmenting your hard drives eventually the computer would start taking ages to open anything because pieces of files would be scattered all over the physical drive platters

Quite possible. If you’ve already got problems coping with regular stimuli it’s reasonable that you’d have a harder time coping with pain stimuli too. Their pain receptors could be more sensitive than others or any number of other explanations.

Plot twist; The reason they just learned about tax evasion is from a rabbit hole they went down after being told “How are we gonna pay for it?” when asking about the government doing something about climate change.

Surely the Face-Eating Leopards won’t eat my face.

To make a double entendre. You can tell from context that the partially redacted sentences say “No fucking way,” and “You alleged pedophile.” But it you look at them without the redacted parts it also says “No king way,” and “You aged pedophile.”

The more time passes the more convinced I am that we actually do live in a simulation. That our reality is some kind of TV drama that was actually supposed to end years ago but now the writers are running out of ideas.

We’re out here doing worse versions of decades old plotlines, the stuff that is “new” feels phoned in, we’ve got this huge cliffhanger in the Epstein files that is probably never gonna get resolved. Really feels like the show ships have ended back in 2012.

I mean I’m shitposting, but still.

OPs really “Posting through some shit,” huh?

Anime Music Video. It’s exactly what that sounds like.

There’s a joke in here somewhere about how surprising it is that this user understands consent. But I just can not see it.

Idk, I’ve seen Deku Popeye’s. This is isn’t that bad.

I sent the image to my partner and accidentally caused her psychic damage by not immediately knowing that this was the Spice Girls too. I was born in '90 while she was born in '85 and I was like 26 when we got together, so we’re not that far apart in age. But where that gap falls is sometimes huge for us.

She’s apocalyptically gay, like “Mistook not being entirely repulsed by a boy for having a crush on them,” gay. So naturally, she was obsessed with the Spice Girls. I knew of them, but I didn’t really start branching out in my music tastes until the mid 2000’s. Before that it was basically entirely the Country music my Mom listened to or the Classic Rock my Dad listened to.

So yeah, this was another thing that I accidentally caused psychic damage to my partner with because of our age difference.

Omg that’s so good!

Oh is that what this is referencing? I definitely knew of the Spice Girls, I was just never really into them when I was younger. I was one of those kids whose family only really listened to Country music and didn’t really branch out much until like the mid 2000s. But when I did I was more into like Linkin Park, Celldweller, and like random DDR and anime music.

I would but acetaminophen does nothing for me and I’ve got liver function issues largely from being well… large. Doc has told me to just avoid acetaminophen.

All I can really do is just only take the ibuprofen when none of the non-medication remedies help.

No idea what this is referencing. But have “purse” ibuprofen, home ibuprofen, and even minivan ibuprofen.

Why yes, I do have chronic pain and migraines. How could you tell?

Not just fighting a hallucinated giant praying mantis, GETTING INJURED while fighting said hallucinated giant praying mantis.

Not only is that Che Guevara, but iirc this fight started because the twins there wanted to assassinate Mike Tyson and Che stopped them.

The Arizona State Prison arc is crazy. Baki gets himself sent there by kidnapping president George W. Bush because he wants to fight the guy that’s the strongest in the world behind his dad. But he’s gotta fight Che Guevara first.

I love how these fucking hogs have zero problem lying through their teeth about shit like this. Presumably because in their mind they know the woke Starbucks employee they decided to target definitely did do this at some point and was just never caught. So it’s not that he is lying, he’s just exposing the crime that’s already there and nobody has caught before.