Replying to ping you about finding the source. See my reply just below.

I found them. Based Binkie. They have a BlueSky but this post wasn’t on it so here’s their xitter: https://x.com/basedbinkie/status/2020876384898576703

If infinity exists, you’ll eventually experience every life you’ve ever imagined and many more you can’t.

Probably because in the US tap water isn’t free. If you don’t pay your water bill they cut your service with a digital valve in your yard.