Scooters are so much fun, I took a friend’s Kymko 125 to the garage for him a little while back (about 40 mins ride) and it was both terrifying and fun.

When I’m a little old lady I look forward to having one for adventuring on :-)

When Boris Johnson wanted to appear “smart” he’d trot out a little Latin, and the Right Wing types would just swallow the whole turd and ask for more

Cargo bikes are obscenely expensive (the cheapest I’ve seen was double what I paid for my car) … what I do see being used here sometimes are old rusty mountain bikes with homebuilt trailers (dexian, plywood, two wheels from a kid’s bike), which seems like a more sensible solution given the trailer can be swapped between bikes or even reconfigured depending on needs

This joke is fantastic :-)

Midwife toads sound like a fire alarm when the battery is running down, get a bunch together and they’re really fucking loud … I imagine a bunch of frogs might be similar

Harlem Shuffle / Jump Around, too

Parents literally walked in on her mid-murder, but yeah maybe she was just pretending to kill it? For a joke?