Just use your one free call for 911.
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Damn, a person like that is lone wolf material. Not marriage material. How’d you get entangled into this?
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's a scientific fact that sounds made up but is 100% real?
2·3 hours agoMales have all the mammary glands plumbing already built in?
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Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•What's a scientific fact that sounds made up but is 100% real?
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Fuck Cars@lemmy.ml•Sedona, AZ. Welcome to our town, wait for traffic to pass before enjoying
1·3 hours agoArizona is paradise pleasant outdoor temperature 6 months of the year. Blazing hot hell the other 6 months and that’s when everybody’s in cars anyway. Nobody’s out walking around in the middle of summertime in arizona.
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Fuck Cars@lemmy.ml•Sedona, AZ. Welcome to our town, wait for traffic to pass before enjoying
2·3 hours agoI suppose it’s all in tone of voice and how much of a Karen haircut.
“How PEDESTRIAN 🙄”
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Fuck Cars@lemmy.ml•Sedona, AZ. Welcome to our town, wait for traffic to pass before enjoying
4·3 hours agoFeel the STRAIN as you have to wait longer to cross the street
HELP, I’VE BEEN CREAMPIED AND CAN’T GET UP!
Sarcastically how did we ever survive before doordash? People had to actually leave their homes and go to the store themselves? I’m seriously curious how many housebound bed-ridden people were suffering before doordash existed. Or did the existence of doordash create a whole new population of people too lazy to run their own damn errands?
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Billionairism should be formally recognized as a disease
2·3 hours agoThere should be a cap on how much wealth a person or corporation* is legally allowed to possess. Once their net worth hits $999,999,999.99, it triggers a plug at the bottom of their bank account to open, forever draining** every penny that attempts to exceed that maximum amount.
*Corporations included because they seem to claim all the rights of personhood
**and TRULY trickling down to people who actually earn & deserve & need it
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Showerthoughts@lemmy.world•Billionairism should be formally recognized as a disease
3·3 hours agoI’m feeling a miniature version of this. For the first time in years I have $5,000 in my bank account and nothing I need to buy at the moment, but I’m still frozen because I know I can’t spend it because I know I will eventually need it for something. Imagine feeling this on a billionaire scale. They just keep accruing more & more & they never give it to anyone who desperately needs it because they are hoarding it for some future selfish unknown purpose.
Some people try to facefuck other people and plant their seeds deep in their throats.
This guy comes to mind. Pretty sure he’ll never care to understand the ineffectiveness of his antagonistic approach, in fact his approach always has the opposite and worse effects than he purportedly crusades for.
If pigeon had a job to keep him occupied & stressed-out all day he could approach the evening plans like a normal
personpigeon.
Gambling used to be illegal because it’s addictive & destructive. I’m not sure when it became legal & so ubiquitous, but I miss the days when it was illegal & could only be done underground. Gambling was illegal because it’s addictive & destructive.
Yeah seriously that book he’s holding in his hand seems quite small for all the information it claims to contain.
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Gifs@lemmy.world•Iranian embassy's response to Trump's Jesus postEnglish
21·1 day agoMore like a significant increase in the number of people who at least once a week think about killing T***p.
If a woman got on the trampoline she’d be the heroine of the heron’s heroin religion.







But women have milk ducts, an essential body part to develop & channel milk. Do men have milk ducts?