JapaneseJudas

The average snake has 1 penis. Only 50% of snakes have penises. Snakes have two dicks.

I don’t really think that there are good people. I don’t mean it as cynical as it sounds. I KNOW there are bad people. I don’t think I’m one of those.

I think if it were being done responsibly and thoughtfully it would actually be pretty exciting and cool. If it was all in some kind of public trust, owned by everyone equally, or if it were TRULY open source I would honestly be banging the drum for it… as it is, it’s just an accelerant stoking the fire of inequality and a weight disadvantaging those already at the greatest disadvantage, even while it bouys those already the furthest ahead. Fuck the clankers, and anybody who thinks this is ethical needs to wake the fuck up

Same in the US. Growing up Walmart, any pharmacy and a handful of other shops were all 24 hour, even out in the stix. Since COVID I literally don’t know of a single 24 hour establishment of any kind within an hour of me. Enshittification at the physical scale I guess

Thanks for creating content that I’m not well-educated enough to read

No generational war for me thanks, only class war plz

NEVER. FUCKING. SLOP.

What do we not want?? SLOP!!! When do we want it?? NEVER!!!

Thanks for creating content.

It’s really hard to acknowledge privilege. Everyone says “I worked HARD for what I have, I didn’t get it because I’m privileged”.

This misses the point though. You can be extremely privileged and work every bit as hard as the least privileged person on earth, nobody is questioning those people’s work ethic. The point isn’t that they didn’t work hard for what they have, it’s that other people are working JUST as hard and getting fucking NOTHING. Less than nothing. I’ve pointed this out to conservatives and more than once been met with confused silence because this is not the straw-man that fox news told them to punch at.

Thanks for not creating sloptent.

You know what? Fuck it. It feels like we have all the dystopia of a cyberpunk reality without any of the cool shit. Fuckin’ might as well make some super babies. What’s the worst that can happen? Inequality unprecedented in all of human history? We already have that. Make some juiced up baby Einstein mofos. Maybe one of them can figure out how to unfuck everything.

Pass, but thanks for the offer!

I know this is a shitpost, but as someone who has both sucked dicks and eaten pussy it’s disingenuous to act like it’s the same to go down on an unshaven version of each.

I don’t care if you don’t shave if you have a vagina, and aesthetically I don’t really have a preference, but I enjoy eating a shaved/waxed pussy a lot more. It’s a sensory thing. I don’t like having a mouthful of wet pubes. For the dicks I’ve sucked this is a non-issue either way.

Yeah, I’ve been wondering about this lately. I’m starting to think that the platform itself requires too much tech literacy to use and understand to ever be appealing to anyone other than highly tech-literate individuals. While I’d like to believe there’s enough of us out there to build rhobust communities around non-tech topics if this is true, I’m starting to worry that there just aren’t.

For all it’s flaws, Reddit was always very simple to understand and interact with, and it seems like the fediverse is just inherently more complex. Even if that’s not true, it’s going to FEEL true to anybody new since virtually all the active communities are peopled by the tech-literacy 1%

“The people in the trees” lives in my head rent free, but not 100% in a good way. Huge SA trigger warning (not pervasive in terms of time spent on the topic, but yeah, if you are AT ALL squeamish about that sort of thing, give this one a pass). But it is quite unlike anything else I’ve read and stuck with me in a way other books I randomly grabbed at the library with no context generally do not. Left me very much questioning how I view people and the world and how easy it is to allow monsters to hide in plain sight.

The flames of hell they seemed so high

When I could barely see over the pew

I was only a boy when they told me that lie

But lord it felt so true

And that’s a hell of a thing to do to a kid

Just to teach him right from wrong

You can burn in hell for the rest of your days

Or you can choose to sing along

Found this song on shuffle during a drive and had to pull over to cry out some religious trauma.

Thank you for creating small hands content

I’ve seen the term “cognitive surrender” being thrown around for this and I think they’re two very nice terms to describe what’s happening to our society right now

Intent SHOULD matter most here. Generally that’s true. I’ve also seen some folks go apeshit on people for using the wrong terms while the person speaking was actively trying to use the correct terms but just isn’t up-to-date. People of all groups, nationalities, genders etc can be dickheads, even when I agree with them broadly politically

I miss slapstick comic strips!