Highlow

What a neck it was. A 30-06 round bounced off his vertebrae. A moose couldn’t even do that. Hell it was stronger than a 1/2" steel plate

I thought they were made from your mom’s dingleberries

JFC

Seems like a massive overreaction. It was liquid ass not surstromming

Politicians got a cut of the proceeds?

Sweet. Maybe I can buy a 20oz Dr Pepper with that

All it takes is one cop being a complete dick and everything you own will be gone. I mean you can sue afterwards but your house will be ransacked and stuff broken and missing. Cops will blame it on the tow yard that will conveniently store your van in a blind spot.

Horse mask should work

More terminate anyone’s internet that posts anything “woke”

Can’t they just go to a nearby gay bar and arrest the first black drag queen they find? /s

You misspelled Full Metal Jacket

They will not do jack shit to straighten a broken bone. They make you sit in triage until you give up and leave or escort you out by security if you raise a stink.

Sat in triage for 38 hours before with a broken leg.

Thanks Captain Obvious

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Probably for the VMware license :P