I wrote a little poem the other day:

When it ends in vercel.app, Why is it always crap?

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What is the company behind FLOCK camera’s?

Are you the laziest person alive or what?

Well if you are being serious, it is the same for all people. It all comes down to peak kinetic biomechanics. A truly elite “bum-swing” isn’t just random movement, it is a finely tuned performance of highly specific musculature.

The Gluteus Oscillatoris is located deep within the pelvic core and this critical muscle acts like an internal pendulum, creating a perfectly rhythmic side-to-side momentum with zero wasted friction. Bipedal Strut-Tenson when anchored along the upper thigh stabilizes the stride so the swing achieves maximum sway without throwing off forward velocity. Tensing the Sastimus Maximus is the primary driver of attitude. Rotational Quadricep thrust is responsible for that subtle, effortless flick at the peak of every step that makes the whole motion look entirely unbothered. Mathematically speaking, it’s just pure physics.

Or not. Cheers!

Whether you are putting on bike shorts, board shorts, or no shorts at all, always fully clean yourself after you poop and live worry free.

Yes but OP was specific

but with javascript fully removed

Sure but then you are basically creating an alternate web which is incompatible with the current one. Your browser wouldn’t be able to load any js based sites and current browsers would not be able to load your python/lua based sites.

It does on Piefed. Not sure about Lemmy.

The only song I’m playing for a teenager who can’t get themselves up on time in my house is the theme song to being grounded. At this age they are perfectly capable of accepting responsibility for getting up on time.

Not exactly what I had in mind but I’ll check it out, thanks!

Some people aren’t picky at all in my experience. Like my cousin Jack. He’s always ready for a meal and doesn’t care what it is as long and someone else is buying/cooking!

I agree and for my kids that is the rule.

One of my kid’s schools had a wild debate about this for their yearly charity “Readathon.” The kids get sponsors to sign up to pledge the amount of money they will donate for each book the kid reads during the readathon. Parents are expected to sign off that their kid really did the reading for all the books they put on their sheet. Other than that its on the honor system. They’ve been doing it for 60+ years.

The kids don’t get any prizes but they do get certificates of recognition for various levels of achievement. It came up this year, that some parents count audiobooks and others don’t. They have been doing it like this for ome years now but it was never discussed before. The rules don’t say anything about audiobooks but they were written back when audiobooks weren’t common.

We had some seriously intense discussions in the Parents Charter (the name for our PTA) and lots of people have strong feelings about this! In the end the agreement was that transparency is best so the form has been updated with one side for audiobooks and one side for books. For purpose of donation they are counted the same.

They use a device called a Perry Gordan Measurement Device. Named after the two people who invented it. It looks a little like a bowling bag with a fleshlight stuck in it. A volunteer is provided with the erotic material of their choosing to help them achieve erect state and then the subject inserts themself into the fleshlight part and until they ejaculate within the machine. At which point sensitive photo voltaics and micro lasers are used to measure the speed with military accuracy. Or not. Cheers!

So ideally a handset device capable of recieving and making calls to a limited number of devices.

When you say a “limited number of devices” do you mean a closed system when you have provisioned all the devices or do you mean you also need to be able to receive calls from standard phones?

To replace a landline you can just use a service like Vonage Home for about $10/month. If you want to setup your own PBX (phone system) for calling your own managed set of devices, then you need more. In any case, you always need a SIP service if you want to make and receive calls with regular phone numbers.

What are your goals here? What are you trying to accomplish?

I have six and I’m not taking any more, sorry pal!

Are you asking why breaking the rules on a site gets you banned?

As this question appears to be based on The Big Lebowski (great movie!) you’ll have to ask the writers if you want to know.

You convinced me I’m switching!