Piss, shit, get out of bed
I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe… Piss ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion… I watched Pee-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in rain…
– Dirt Owl replicant from the future
Piss, shit, get out of bed
Oh thank goodness. Crisis averted.
Call me when they start assassinating people within US borders with drones
Oh I’m glad he’s taken up boxing…
I mean, it could be good as an outlet, provided he ends up around the right people.
When did I miss jeans?
Ants did 9/11?!
I’m pretty sure the effects of inbreeding have always been well known.
Sorry to ackshully, the joke was funny
It do be like that
Privitization going well then
Please fail to undock. I’ve loved every moment of this fiasco and I don’t want it to end
This is basically me. I’m pretty quiet when socialising because I know if I start talking I’ll very soon start trying to set the world to rights.
Food and beer are probably the only safe topics for me.
When you’re an old white dude who committed a hate crime
Same energy as, “why don’t you become massively rich and then change the system from the inside…” My step dad says that all the time when suggesting I get a job in a huge corporation.
I think the f35 is just carrying the f16s torch. Single engined fighter jets are always prone to falling out of the sky
Sorry bout that.
You can interpret it like that, if you want to dismiss the findings, sure.
How to make a woman climax.
Answer, scale a mile high sheer rock wall.
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Fair dos. Better off just banning it. Would do me a world of good not to have the temptation.
It always suggests me the same WhatsApp contacts I have never spoken too and a couple of group chats that are ancient. I seem to remember it working a long time ago