I can see where you’re coming from with this (“I, the individual, like the smell of cigarette smoke” is a fact, compared to the statement “the smell of cigarette smoke is pleasant” which is an opinion), but this level of pedantry is really something else!
I’m impressed!
I mean, unless there is no major global war from now until the heat death of the universe or some other extinction level event, aren’t we just perpetually going towards WW3?
If it’s any consolation I’ve been on at LEAST 80% Huel (and this is surely a low-ball; on the vast majority of days I’ll go 100% Huel) since 2020 and my recent blood panel came back great.
I think you win just for originality and not “witnessed very violent happening.”
Not that violence isn’t fucked up, too, but…Jesus.
It’s only barely topical but I will take any excuse to post this copypasta:
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