destroyed

I bought into the propaganda and tried it hoping that it would cure my pr0n addiction- but on day 6 I got extremely horny and am currently relapsing so hard that I’m now wasting entire afternoons from 1 to 11 committing war crimes against enough sperm to fill a water bottle, depriving my body of precious water and protein and making it interfere even more with my sleep, social and homework schedules than it already did. I completely gave up on it when I saw the edgelords making fun of people who failed and thinking “ooh it’s gonna give us levitation powers or something!!1”

The Moon’s daytime is half a month long and can reach 120 C so we’d need some pretty powerful heat shielding. And there’s no ozone layer to protect the electronics from radiation, and I’m pretty sure the Moon orbits outside of Earth’s magnetosphere. And the shielding used for such a project could also be used to fix climate change here (and terraform Venus later) with orbital parasols. And whatever unimaginable technology we’d need for such an ambitious project may as well be used to run a grid of electromagnets and power lines across Mars to give it a magnetic field

I hope we can build one that can use hydrogen fusion like the sun; such an energy source would make an excellent power source, even if small

Not enough guns, and where are the runways?

There are some that make fun of this trope among the ones other than the well-known 096, 4666 and 682. like the joke scp “SCP-WTF-J” (whose entry is self-contradictory, needlessly complex and was likely just a prank by Dr. Bright) and the one I forget with Dr. Safe’s Safe safe, Dr. Euclid’s Euclid Safe, Drs. Safe, Euclid and Keter’s Keter safe and the Thaumiel-class thawed meals that keep the Keter safe as safe as Dr. Safe’s Safe safe

It’s incredibly well-funded and has more ears in places and tricks up its sleeve than the CIA.

It also has stories from its Japanese and Italian branches, and in the early days of the war in Ukraine I remember seeing a wiki post by one of their Ukraine-based authors about the possibility of the invasion inspiring a few future “SCP-XYZ-UA” stories. Baba Yaga (a creature from Russian folklore) is also an SCP.

holy hell