So. Many times I’ve had drivers pull up, look left, then almost drive into my bicycle…

I’m convinced if he had a different career he would still be making the world a better place. But politics enables him to have a greater impact. Be like Bernie…

So… They want their heart to explode.

What, just because he basically said he would and loves dictators?

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Half of me is white and really likes mayonnaise. The other half is also white and can’t dance…

It literally does though. Forget our personal politics for a moment. I don’t think there’s a single voter already planning to vote for Kamala Harris who would stay home because the staffers of a long-dead president support her. Keep in mind, Harris and her campaign have zero control over who officially endorses her. And even among the people who are not solidly behind her, many see her as the obvious only sane choice and are planning an anti-Trump vote no matter what.

But on the other side, I could definitely see centrists and Republicans swayed by what they view as the administration of “the greatest president ever” (fuck Reagan) denouncing Trump and supporting Harris. They may not even vote for her, but if they stay home this could literally tip the election for Kamala Harris.

And we don’t care about them. But who gives a shit? They could dissuade centrist/Republicans from voting for Trump and literally tip the election in Harris’ favor…

Ah, so there’s Zealand Classic. Thank you!

You can not start headlines with those 4 words. It breeds people jumping to assumptions, overconfidence, and complacency. But that’s not your fault…

“Hilary/she…”

She was the candidate and made the final call but a lot of people work on a presidential campaign. There was plenty of blame to go around but she didn’t personally make all those decisions. Certainly not alone…

“Murica gif”

“Why say many…”

I was talking to one of the leasing people and complained about how they were loud all the time. They asked why I didn’t report it more

“Why didn’t you take time out of your day to help us manage the property, for free, after all the times we did nothing about the reported noise violations??”

Man, apartment owners and landlords are fucking useless…

Yes, but that was just magas wanting to kill brown people. These freaks are still allowed to vote for this rapist, convicted felon, who won’t accept the election results because… He’s the better candidate for tHe EcOnOmY! i.e., he’ll let corrupt, billionaire white men exploit more people…

Does he have a human?? Because I also choose this guy’s cat…

My guy had some junkie show up that hadn’t paid after multiple warnings. I watched as they dr*g him out of the living room…

Is this title missing a noun or something!? Very hard to parse…

Personally, I’d still have a favorite…

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