how many licks does it take to get a bike to balance its self? The world will never know!

context is everything…always.

You just got upvoted! Very good at detecting when someone is being sincere!

MULLVAD! Lockdown mode! Multihop in two different far apart countries! TNERROTTIBQ!

Ahhh! My Tourette’s is getting worse!

I’m always serious and always being sincere…SARCASM IS WRONG AND IMMORAL!

Things are so tight that 1 streaming service would be an irresponsible expense for me. $15/month for an expense that can be circumvented if you’re smart, its a no brainer

Well obviously that means that you just have to stay in silence and watch nothing all the time.

Piracy is wrong and immoral and you should never deprive a billion dollar corporation that’s keeping over 99% of the money the actors and production crew are making

There are people who understand what I’m saying…then there’s the guy or lady I’m replying to right now.

By that I mean…PIRACY IS IMMORAL!

In all seriousness, that woman is a keeper.

I still would never pirate anything and I’d totally get her to stop doing that shit too.

I was about to reply here in the comments “shouldn’t this be “malicious advice mallard”?”

fuck streaming services!

Obviously that means that I just don’t watch movies and just sit in silence doing nothing, because piracy is wrong and immoral!

Their food is low quality and nasty, they treat their workers like shit and they union-bust as often as possible.

I didn’t really need another reason to not support them anymore, but this is good none the less, here have an upvote!

The school is not congress and its rules are not laws.

yes, I already said that. The constitution is above any authority the school has

I’m not sure how you think the first amendment applies.

It applies to everyone all the time within the US

if a kid says they’re going to shoot up the school the next day,

What you brought up is a threat of violence, which is not the same thing as hurting someone’s feelings or making a statement that might be offensive to someone

Even if I hate what someone has to say I think they should be allowed to say it

Actually that is what free speech means

FREE SPEECH. Curse words and vulgarity is included in that and the constitution is above any authority the school has

free speech is above that shit. The school can’t infringe on that.

yeah, and then you’ll have to spend money per month on each individual feature you want to use.

carwash mode, can’t take it to a carwash without carwash mode or else all the internal components will be flooded and ruined forever

You need to pay extra to be able to go full throttle

and to even charge the damn thing after you buy it, you need to register with the service that connects it to a centralized control.

Yes that’s right, tesla cars won’t allow themselves to be charged until you register with the service that connects it to the internet. y’know, because privacy is just so uncool now!

I had that same shirt when I was in highschool got suspended until my parents could attend a meeting with the asshole principal and me.

Even my crazy ass parents just nodded along and pretended to care about what that asshole was yammering about.

Free speech covers curse-words and vulgarity too.

Great picture by the way.

Edit: 20 hours have passed and it seems, as usual, that a lot of people like using their free speech rights to shit all over their own free speech rights

wait…it’s 2024 and 1995 was 29 years ago…

I’m the one who scooped your idea and traveled back in time to publish it. Green lantern rings have time-travel abilities…and universal translation too, very handy

I’ve never sent a picture through discord.

Also, if storing all that data is hard…trim all the chat logs after awhile…oh wait…then you wouldn’t be able to keep records of everything everyone’s ever done on there.

what are you talking about? Haven’t you seen people with “you really shouldn’t ever smile, it’s creepy” faces? I have one of those faces.