if you guillotine all non-voters, the number of non-voters stays the same

weevil weevil rock you

assumption is the mother of all fuck ups

if i’m reading this right, he fucked everything and sucked everybody

this was such a great setup, but in the end it fell flat because i don’t know anything about superbowl or detroit, can someone explain?

it’s just a different way of saying “i like to choke on long toes”