CosmicApe

Eww that’s kinda icky

I tried using it years ago but I didn’t like the interface so I ended up switch back to media player classic

There might not even be a speaker installed

Is that Avril Lavigne with big ol’ honkers?

He’s a shithead officer because he doesn’t want thousands of civilians to be bombed?

It took me far to long to figure out that there wasn’t a prison for cybersecurity experts that was selling private videos

Which celebrity?

I get awful razor burn and I hate shaving. Grow beard, trim the mo’ every now and then, go see my barber for a tidy up when it starts getting too wild. So much easier

I just bought a drive for my retro machine

I just bought a drive for my retro machine

I met a friend with autism when we worked together years ago. One day he came to me and said “I’ve been talking to some people and doing some tests and it looks like I might have autism.”
I looked at him for a few seconds and said “wait, you didn’t know?”
“You knew and didn’t say anything?!”
“Well I thought you knew! It’s not really casual work chat ‘hey man, how was your weekend? BTW looks like you’re a bit autistic’”

Sonic SatAM https://youtu.be/_4sTMpTUMhY?si=eKtZ-wIsO0wrjtgT
Gargoyles https://youtu.be/ygrEVnrg3Ic?si=w__iaR9aKbtlejvL

Look, I much prefer Star Wars, but it’s no competition

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Quarter pounder? Nah man, we got a hole pounder

Me as a 13yo reading the first book: Holy shit, Dumbledore is so badass he just magics up a feast for everyone!
Me reading the later books: Oh, the feast is cooked by elves. Slave elves. Elves that are slaves… Cool cool cool…