Where is the ball of asparagus rubber bands?

Sponsor a Devil! It’s a pretty adult sort of gift, kids won’t necessarily get the voucher/certificate sort of thing, but heck a cheap frame and a fake Santa letter they might be stoked.

Tolkien’s Santa letters book might spoil the secret 😜

I once gave a whole bunch of people bacon making kits. Wildly overpriced for what is in them but the crazed recipie results were fun.

Off to internet search frantically!

I want the Simon’s Cat pins that are now out of stock. Grumpfh! And a Numbat.