Congratulations! It’s a tiring, but wonderful journey. Or at least the start is. I’m only 4 years in, but it’s the best my man.

Moustache doesn’t make any difference though. Victor Campenaerts tested this in a wind tunnel. I suppose with a goatee, a hairy chin might cause some drag.

That’s why my daughter sits right in front of me on my bike. ‘Kids ride shotgun’ have some really cool stuff. I’m not sponsored, but the best bike rides I’ve had were together with my daughter.

A couple of nights ago 2 riders in the Tour de France (from INEOS I thought) also slept on the balcony because their hotel rooms were too hot. Amazing that these athletes, who ride for 3 weeks at insane altitude (not all the time, but still) don’t even get a good night’s sleep.

Where*, right? 👍

I know our nation (usually) sucks, but our football team should actually be pretty decent, normally Belgium should win every time against this US team. Haven’t seen a single match though.

Now make a graph for kids. I swear my wife has a couple of 4TB SSDs filled to the brim. Her mother might even have more.

Do you have children? Mine run around naked half of the time. It’s just what happens when they’re in-between 2-5 years old. “No pants! Hahahaha!” Can’t reason with them, so you just let them enjoy themselves.

Or you never take pictures or eventually there will be a picture with my kid naked. And I want pictures of them while they’re growing up.

Edit: this is at home.

I absolutely love how she has a little bit of tummy. True artist, no rockshop for this one.

Special K is also only for adults. And I don’t mean the cereal kind.

Have a good read lads. Quite the story.

No Vaccines = No post break-up sex

It’s orbin’ time!

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It’s the Fr*nch.

They’ve ruined everything with their white flags, great wines and reasonable pension age.

No it cannot be! There is a ceasefire in place is there not? Oh sweet baby jesus they wouldn’t disrespect the ceasefire now would they?

Churp churp.

That last image is directly taken from my home and you can’t convince me otherwise.

Bumblebee bought the car for the stunt driver