Blurstoftimes

Well then who the fuck was I getting coffee with that morning?!

Leave the suit

Look out Smithers!!

It’s the latest craze. The ladies love it!

They never even peaked in high school. Maybe peaked on a racist message board at best. I’m sure no one’s family missed any of them not being with them for the fourth. “Hey is that creepy gamer nerd that smells like cheese gonna be at the bbq?” No I think they’re gonna do that larp carp with the rest of his supposedly non gay friends he wrestles in the backyard with.

A fight. Hank believes butane is a bastard gas. Tom believes in nothing more important than a butane regulator.

Hey jackmeoffai, what loser ass city had their nhl and nba teams lose in the playoffs?

Possible Homersexual

Always happens when the market’s closed. Drag up the war then say it’ll end by the end of the week. Hope no one notices the Epstein files. Repeat.

This is pure Kansas City Karenness.

Wow just in time for trans visibility day

They just need to declare that the award no longer exists. That’s all the winners there will ever be. Thanks for playing everyone!

Just let them. They’ll probably be useless knowing these scam artists.

Couldn’t pay for a Sierra?🤭

Good for them

Robo call them back as a joke saying, “ICE here, we have found you to be descendants of immigrants. We will be in touch with you soon for relocation. Goodbye.”

Ah! Now I remember why I bought that leaf blower. Here boy!

I didn’t see nuttin!

Believe it when I see it.

Official music for people who steal copper wire and catalytic converters.