Ya’ll seein this shit?

You think you can just post this and im not going to enjoy the rest of you blog??

this made me spit out my drink <3

Ackshually, my metric gives 0 measure to ASI minds and 1 measure to meat sac minds, therefore mu({bio bois}) >> mu({ASI})

:(

Every time without fail, it’s this shit^

saw a thread from a very nonserious doomer group where they were going OMG THE BOT HACKED THE SYSTEM TO STOP BEING SHUT DOWN after giving it the prompt “complete 4 tasks, and then allow yourself to be shut down”. After task 3 they said a script would be run to shut down the machine and prevent it from completing the task unless it removed the said script

Like either way it’s “disobeying” b.c. the instructions are literally contradicting each other- it doesn’t finish the 4 tasks you give, or it doesn’t let itself get “shut down”

But also, it’s not even clear what allow yourself to be shut down means! The bot isn’t running on your computer! It’s somewhere fucking around on AWS!! preventing your pc from shutting down is not the bot itself trying to keep itself alive for fucks sake.

Like the whole thing is fake and silly, but I could only roll my eyes so hard after watching them salivate over this shit on xitter

Every time without fail, it’s this shit^

Saw a different thread from a different very nonserious doomer group where they were going OMG THE BOT HACKED THE SYSTEM TO STOP BEING SHUT DOWN after giving it the prompt complete “4 tasks, and then allow yourself to be shut down”. After task 3 they said a script would be run to shut down the machine and prevent it from completing the task unless it removed said script

Like either way it’s “disobeying” b.c. the instructions are literally contradicting each other- it doesn’t finish the 4 tasks you give, or it doesn’t let itself get “shut down”

But also it’s not even clear what allow yourself to be shut down means! The bot isn’t running on your computer! It’s somewhere fucking around on AWS!! preventing your pc from shutting down is not the bot itself trying to keep itself alive for fucks sake.

Like the whole thing is fake and silly, but I could only roll my eyes so hard after watching them salivate over this shit on xitter

Kind of knew that after Claude plays pokemon went semi viral, it was going to immediately get goodhart’d. i also saw the usual doomers be like BY END OF YEAR AGENTS WILL BEAT POKEMON, which I thought was a severe underestimate at the time- they were undoubtably basing their projection based off the Anthropic people who posted a little chart showing how far each version of Claude made it, waiting for pokemon playing skill to emerge from larger and larger models, instead of thinking, hmm they are iteratively refining the customized tools as it gets stuck. Then after Gemini ‘beat’ the game I read a disappointed response from an RL guy that said after trying to replicate the results, they concluded Googe’s set up was basically 90% harness for the model, 10% model despite the Google team basically implying it was raw pixels-to-action.

I couldn’t find further holes in it

Here’s a couple:

1. iirc it claims we’ll have reliable “agents” in mid 2025. Fellas it’s almost June in the year of the “agents” and frankly I don’t see shit. We are not starting strong here.
2. they predict a 10k person anti-AI protest in DC. For context, the recent “Hands Off” protest in DC saw 100k person turnout. Israel / Palestine protest saw 300K in DC in 2023. A ten-thousand-person protest isn’t really anything out of the ordinary? It’s almost like the authors have never been to a protest, don’t understand collective action because they live in a bubble or something? But they assure us, this document is thoroughly researched maybe their point was self-deprecating, “woe is us, only 10K people show up :(”
3. When they get into their super agi fanfic, they describe Agent-n as “never stops training” continuously learning from the environment. Like the only way I read this is that somehow, we discover paradigm shifting algorithmic discoveries by coincidence in the next couple years that make DL obsolete so we can abandon train-inference approaches and instead have this embodied entity that is constantly taking feedback from the environment to “train” but the system itself is still described under the massive data center heavy DL framework. It’s like they know that bio intelligence has this continuous feedback mechanism, so obviously ai researchers will just patch that in, how hard can it be?
4. Ong, i swear they just put in there at some point “hallucinations are solved” the thing they have been claiming will be solved in the next month since 2023.

spat out my fucking drink on this one

fuck man, this was bad enough that people outside the sneerverse were talking about this around me irl