Depends which website I’m on

Idk, he looks like a perfectly attractive man, in my opinion.

This year they came out in droves, to the point where their sound was ear-splitting and drowned out most of the cars on the major road I live on. The sound is one of the worst things I have ever heard (intense bug phobia)… so yeah, fuck everything about this.

I mean… technically she wanted to live Nowhere.

My man, you gotta know that word was banned by the Social Decency Act of 2407.

I’ll be real straight with you, Chief, I already shit my pants for the thrill of it before making these comments.

I have so many questions, but I’m pretty sure I don’t want the answers.

Okay wow, I can’t believe you actually used the Y word, and I will shit my pants if mods do not immediately ban you for a thousand years.

Man, I am so sorry this is your situation. I won’t pretend to really know what advice to give you, other than you should contact adult protective services and see if they can do anything since you are a vulnerable person (aka disabled).

Again, I don’t know shit from fuck, but that’s where I would start. Idk if the cops would take the threat seriously or not, but you might be able to file a restraining order.

Ironic that he’s an actual fucking billionaire at this point.

It’s a turdoggy lmao

Honestly, I’m afraid of how complicated it sounds and have no idea where to begin.

Now I’m not some fancy science-man, but I do reckon that an impact of that magnitude would propel massive chunks of Earth debris in every direction at incredible speeds. Odds seem fairly well even that you’d get your own little impact death pretty well soon after.

Aw man, you’ve never been broke as fuck huh?

Yo’ mama is so fat that everyone is starting to become very concerned, because we all love you very much and it hurts to see you do this to yourself. I know you’re in pain, but dad is gone, and you cannot destroy yourself in your desperate attempt to fill the void. Please let us help you, I know it’s hard, but we need you mom, we all need you more than ever.

NEXT WEEK ON “CAPITALIZING ON REAL TRAUMA FOR CASUAL ENTERTAINMENT!”

It was blue when it was previously white, but my psychiatrist had told me a week or so back that I shouldn’t worry about a color change because different manufacturers have different colors and such. So, even though the pill was blue, I didn’t question it much because my Dr. led me to believe it was nothing to be concerned about.

Obviously I have learned a hard lesson about paying a lot closer attention to any changes that might have happened with my drugs. It’s apparently easy to overlook a major pill dosage change when no one mentions it to you. I just really don’t want something like this to happen to anyone else, I was terrified the entire time.

Make sure you watch your doses. My Dr changed the individual lamictal MG from four 100mg, to two 200mg. No one told me, and I didn’t notice and ended up taking 800mg for a week. I ended up in the emergency room with the inability to see properly, and couldn’t keep myself standing. So yeah, I overdosed on twice the maximum dosage, which damn near killed me - all because my Dr randomly changed my prescription and no one told me about it. Maybe I should have noticed, but I had the same prescription for the last 6 years.

So my point is, don’t be like me, make sure you read your labels. It could be your life, and a lot of pain and fear if you’re not observant.

Problem is that something like this doesn’t really hold water against sleeping disorders. Using weed to fall asleep is literally a treatment option often prescribed to people who have sleep problems. I don’t think caffeine tabs are something a doctor would consider if you were having troubles staying awake.

Well I already have the crocs, you see…

Mainly so I don’t have to put real shoes on to take out the trash tbh.