i bought something that was over $200 for the cat; she prefers the box it came in. i dont know why i try.

no.

“if you’re pre-natal, you’re fine. if you’re pre-school, you’re fucked.” -george carlon

this man hit pretty much every topic since the `70’s that is still a problem today.

isnt this the normal thing people do? gf seems shitty.

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He attended a 3-day seminar.

saved you a click.

watch him as he goes…

when i navigate for my uncle while he is driving and i tell him to go straight, he always replies, “can i go gaily forward, instead?”

he is a great human :p

or made sure the annual bonus was a pizza party

<.<

UBI.

its good for everyone.

i have a sous vide machine. it always feels so extremely wastedul to use, but it does make really good food. i wish there was an alternative to plastic that i could use :(

rich old white guy: i have an idea - lets have a rich old white guy do it instead

[all vote yea]

:/

i am very glad this will be a thing. a few years ago i rented a villa for a weekend getaway with my wife; i paid for it online - it was ~$175/night and we stayed 3 nights (long weekend). upon arrival, i was then asked to pay $250/night before i could get the keys. i fucking hate this practice… it feels so bad.

i became friends with someone who worked there. even after they quit, i still have the same plan.

unlimited everything, 3 lines, free netflix, free HBO max, $90

employees get like 5 of those plans to give out to friends and family. its worth

time travel in general, for me… unless the show is specifically about time travel.

this plane is 21,000kg. it does not weigh 21,000kg. kilogram is not a measurement of weight.

OG modem handshake noise

nope. wear a button down shirt and tie most of the time.

the person that lives across the street from me (i dont really know them; i have seen them outside ~2-3 times in 9-ish years) waved once and yelled “Hi, Lord Darkness!”

that was a bit odd. i guess i am tim curry from legend to my neighbors.

as a milennial who was very much alive and in school in 1995 (~5th grade for me), you may need to reimagine what a boomer is. my parents are boomers, lol.